LIZARD

A lizard fell on a table.
Genius: "Oh reptila scincidae"
Kikay: "eew lizard"
Astig: "Shit butiki"
Mataray: "Shucks, tiki."
Mayaman: "Yuck Lacoste."
Mahirap: "Pare! ulam!!"

Sino?

Question: Sino ang kauna-unahang lalaking tanga sa mundo???
Answer: Si Adan!! Biro mo may katabing hubad na babae… ang kinain yung APPLE!!!

IN A CLASSROOM

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria Maam !!

WATER!

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Mam, Yesterday you said it's H to O.

 THE SENTENCE!!


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 

DRAMA!
"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!"

- Utot
"Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo.
Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo. Nag mamahal,"
- Ice Candy"
Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!".
- Panty"
Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan..."

-Sanitary Napkin"
Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali,
gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!"
-Brief"
Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!
-deodorant

GOOD VOICE!
Narinig ko ang pagkanta mo kagabi...
Maganda ang boses mo....
magtiwala ka sa sarili mo....
May talent ka at kaya mo yan!!!
GIVE IT ALL!! GO ON !!
Huwag mong itago ang bigay ni LORD!!
Sige! Isigaw Mo!!!!

Tahooooo!!!!

arabo

an arab was interviewed at US chekpoint
name pls?
arab:abdul aziz

interviewer:sex?
arab:6x a week

interviewer:i mean male or female
arab:doesn't matter, sumtyms even camel

interviewer:HOLY COW!
arab:yes, cow, and dogs too!

interviewer:oh dear!
arab:deer? no deer! dey run fast!